OMG! Too funny. I swear to Goddess I woke up this morning and was going to start a thread asking if anyone has masturbated in the hospital & been caught or not. Recently a new tribe friend & I were talking about this and she said she was caught. I was in for 6 days once a few years ago and that's practically all I did the whole time I was there. I would read books then (LIGHTBULB!!!) Time for a session! lol I am pretty sure at least 4 times the nurses knew what I was up to. So they started sending in this hot sexy older guy that was totally hot and he took care of me when he was on shift. He helped me into the shower. Nothing happened but..............Anyway. My new friend that I was talking to about this said one of the nurses asked her why she would be doing that in the hospital when she was so sick. She said because she was glad to be alive and she felt like it. Honestly, if I get the flu or am bedridden for lengthy periods I tend to do "it" alot. I do it alot when I'm not in the hospital so why would I not do it just because I'm in the hospital? When the gay guy nurse came in I was like "Check it out man!" lol He was like "Uh. That's nice man. I have to take your vitals again." I wondered why he held my wrist to take my pulse when he could have grabbed something else. lol He was very professional and was a good sport. So even though I was in the hospital because I was bleeding internally I was still strokin it till the end. If I feel like I could possibly die soon it just makes sense to me that I would naturally do one of my favorite things as much as possible it I can. I'm not gonna just lay there and stare at the wall and die because some people might have some puritanical judgement about masturbating in the hospital.

SO!, has anyone else masturbated in the hospital? lol

I got caught by a boyfriend once...definitely a good thing... ;-)

you are here why are you not with your woman?

Yeah, quite a few times if that says anything. Getting caught by mom was always embarrassing though it happened several times. The last time she just roll her eyes, as if to say "Again?" and did the about face muttering "Lunch is ready when you're finished."

The strangest time was probably when I was in the military. I was in a stall, sitting on the toilet wanking away and the curtain opened. The guy who was standing watch stood staring at me. He closed the curtain got on his knees and gave me head. Your man's Navy... who'd of thunk it.

I actually am more embarrassed when I walk in on someone who is masturbating. Once I walked in on a straight friend, one who I had a major crush on. I just excused myself, and stumbled off after my eyes bugged and I turned three shades of red. He asked me later teasing if I enjoyed the show. What the hell could I say without further embarrassing myself? I thought the experience would prove fodder for my next self-touching moment, but instead it was damn right distracting and I lost interest in him. Not that he was any less cute. He had a body and member I’d loved to get next to. It just was that I’d flash on him laying in bed, jerking away to a girlie magazine, looking up at me with eyes that said, “Do you mind, I’m busy.” I guess it was one thing thinking it and another thing sharing such an unexpected moment, albeit brief, with him.

When I was a young adolecsent I was babysitting for some people. I had just discovered a new game. Use your imagination. The kids were in bed asleep, I was in the living room. The parents came walking in with another couple - their guests. Everybody amazingly behaved as if nothing had happened. They never asked me to babysit again.

I had forgotten about that. Talk about awkward.

Haha, yes I have been caught by a flatmate - I was in the shower and I thought he had already gone to work. We had no lock on the bathroom door (it was only guys living there, so we'd never seen the point in fixing it).

I was so embarrassed, but just made a joke of it ("Normally I'd charge you to watch, but this time is free" or something like that). He just laughed, and went to the sink to clean his teeth - leaving me red-faced trying to cover up a hard-on that wouldn't go down.

Pretty embarrassing!