Yeah, I've caught folks. I just excuse myself since it's a private function. Sounds like having his door wide open was an invite for embarrassment though, good for you and the cell phone picture.

The strangest time was a friend’s kid brother, who wanked at every possible moment of the day (remember those times?). I caught him in my bedroom during a party. It was so unexpected my jaw dropped. He tried grabbing me to go down on him, but the kid was, well a kid, and I’m not into jailbait. I left the room but the little prick left a loaded tissue on my bed…grrr. That pissed me off big time. I walked up to him while he was talking to a bunch of his friends and told him I didn’t mind him jerking off, but that I’d appreciate him cleaning up his mess after and handed him the tissue. If he was embarrassed, he sure didn’t act it. The group of kids all just laughed (I’m sure they were all stoned). Teenagers!

When I was in the Navy we had these stupid little curtains in the john and it was fairly common to walk in on someone accidentally. “Excuse me” and an about face was all that was necessary, we all did it to keep our sanity. I can’t even guess how many times that happened, but it was natural and uncomplicated socially albeit slightly embarrassing.